Black and fab. 23. Libra. ENFJ.
Bay Area. UC Berkeley Grad: Media Studies.
Writer, artist, illustrator, producer, critic, Disney Princessologist.
Benevolent Media Proprietor in training.
It's also my business standard.
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]
I’m gonna make a game with a triangular morality system labelled “wow tru”, “wow ok” and “wow rude”
YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL
I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.
and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great
Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?
Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out
So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.
Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).
So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.
And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.
AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.
FUCKIN DO IT BETHESDA
What is the second Kingdom Hearts game?
a) Kingdom Hearts 2
b) Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
c) Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
d) Kingdom Hearts
this is where shit went down tho, like if u and ur buddies ever had some shit that needed to be settled this is where it went down
99.9% of the time, it took place here
Okay okay, so I was literally JUST talking about this not an hour ago. I am the queen of Kirby, but this damn level…I swear I will rock drop my little happy Kirby self onto someone, miss, slide, and die. At least three times per game.
Red circle is 100% correct. I think this was a “banned” level in some tournaments I went to because of shit.
This is one major reason I don’t like Smash Bros. Being able to die by falling and stages like this where the level design could fuck things up means that the winner usually isn’t who’s best at the game, but rather who just gets lucky enough to not fall off or get stuck in a shitty position. Yeah, in proper fighting games the winner is sometimes just who mashes buttons faster (Particularly Tekken and Mortal Kombat) but even then at least you don’t die thanks mostly to luck, and in the better games (Especially BlazBlue, which is why I like it a lot) the winner is usually who’s actually better.
I’d argue otherwise. Really, when I fall to my death in that game, it’s because I did something really, really stupid.
I was part of the tournament scene here in Ohio (and went to one in Michigan), and there weren’t really often fights that were won by someone falling, unless the person that fell really just fucked themselves up. Which was typically done by trying to be too fancy in what they were doing.
There’s a surprisingly large amount of skill in Super Smash Bros. But there are things that are turned off. Like items, and certain levels that are turned off because they’re just stupid and easily taken advantage of.
Most of the levels that were played in tournaments were flatter levels (like Pokemon Stadium) and not levels like the one above.
I really enjoyed SSBM. But I wasn’t quick enough to be really good at it.
I miss having people to play Smash Bros. with. Playing against the computer isn’t nearly as fun.
That red circle was the fuckin grudge zone
A look at my latest project! Scored a broken Gamecube from eBay for about ten bucks and transformed it into a purse. It opens exactly how you’d think it would!
I’m going to keep this original prototype since it has some cosmetic issues, but the plan is to eventually make these to sell! :3
After 400 years of waiting, Kingdom Hearts 3 leaks it’s new plot line:
There’s nothing worse in video games than the options they give for black hairstyles. They literally have 40 white hairstyles and Niggas gotta pick from a high top chili bowl with dreads on top, some nappy afro with a grey spot, the Tony Parker, corn rows, and usually some kind of dreadloc-ponytail hybrid. That’s that bullshit.
THE LAST OF US DLC JUST WENT FROM CHECK MINUS TO SUPER FUCKING CHECK PLUS
FUCK YEAH NAUGHTY DOG!!!!!!