White people confuse me. Ya’ll call the police if someone is being too loud, yall call the police if a suspicious person is in your neighborhood, yall even call the police if your dog goes missing. But let a demon smear “GET OUT” on yall walls in red paint ya’ll niggas grab a ouija board.
shut the fuck up
tomatoes ain’t no goddamn fruit
chop a tomato up and put it in a fruit salad
take it to the next function
remember what i said when they whoopin yo ass for putting a fucking tomato in the fruit salad
You mean this
- A few years older
- Tall would be nice
- I like well-kept hair and hygeine
- I like that he has a good sense of humor
And NOT this
- Asian preferably Korean or Japanese or Chinese
- Not like Indian or Filipino, they’re not Asian
- I want a true Asian, not like the nerdy Asians from my school
Critical thinking and simple common sense is not this fucker’s forte i see.(via searchingforknowledge)
thinking of that dude who slapped beyonce’s ass consent, thinking of that time nicki minaj was a guest on regis and kelly and regis slapped her ass w/o any permission, thinking about all the ppl who think it was ok b/c beyonce was “asking for it”, thinking about rape culture, thinking about white women who can’t acknowledge that white men and women commodified black women, thinking about how black bodies are treated in this society, yo, i’m tired
How I handle equips in RPGs
- Main character gets the best stuff
- everyone else gets whatever the main character doesn’t need anymore
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
But ask yourself: Why is there that knee-jerk rejection of any effort to “overthink” pop culture? Why would you ever be afraid that looking too hard at something will ruin it? If the government built a huge, mysterious device in the middle of your town and immediately surrounded it with a fence that said, “NOTHING TO SEE HERE!” I’m pretty damned sure you wouldn’t rest until you knew what the hell that was — the fact that they don’t want you to know means it can’t be good.
Well, when any idea in your brain defends itself with “Just relax! Don’t look too close!” you should immediately be just as suspicious. It usually means something ugly is hiding there."
This quote is in an article about superhero movies, but it applies to so many things.
Do u know how fucking cool James Rhodes is
He spent months looking for his bff in the desert after he was kidnapped
He saved the president of the united states from psycho practically-invincible super soldiers armed only with a .45 and a green polo shirt
He basically only needs the war machine/iron patriot armor in order to get places faster
His password for super-secret government comm satellites is WARMACHINEROX
If u don’t think Rhodey is the fucking coolest we can’t be friends
I will not play your online dress up game if I can’t play as a black doll